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They’re just like frat boys


When you come across an article with the headline, “Deep-sea Squid Mate Indiscriminately,” and then, reading into it, find this wonderful bit of sexy description…

In the deep sea, scientists suspect that squid courtship involves little romance and lots of pirate warfare. When males spot a passing female, they smear them with sperm-laden globs called spermatophores, using obscenely long organs. Once plopped down, the spermatophores likely burst open, releasing clingy sperm pouches that then glom onto the female’s torso and tentacles.

…well, what’re you going to do? Go with it, of course.

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Booty call on the American Riviera


When someone plants this flag along a residential driveway in Santa Barbara — one of America’s wealthiest, but probably not sexiest cities — you just absolutely, positively have to go with it.

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