Let me say this again: The law is too important to leave to lawyers.


In my last days as editor of Miller-McCune, I was lucky enough to work with Gillian Hadfield, a USC professor of law and economics who wrote a wonderful essay on the reasons that the U.S. legal system needs to be overhauled to better serve American innovators and global commerce, especially as regards Internet-based business. It’s a nuanced argument that makes the astounding and obvious point that lawyers make laws to benefit lawyers, not the economy in general, even though a huge percentage of what lawyers do involves business relations. The result is a legal system that serves the legal profession but hinders innovation. But the lawyers don’t have to be in total charge of our legal infrastructure, as Hadfield shows in a discussion of legal reforms in the U.K.

Here’s the takeaway:

I have spoken with dozens of general counsel, entrepreneurs, business leaders and experts in innovation about how well the American legal system is supporting the innovative enterprise powering the global economic transformation under way since the fall of the Berlin Wall and the birth of the Internet. They have been uniformly optimistic about the pace of innovation in their industries — but uniformly despondent about the legal tools available to them to support their efforts to ride the surging waves of the new global economy. One complained about the great “DNA gap” between lawyers and business thinkers. Another bemoaned the need to resort to a patchwork of law firms around the world to manage operations that are “global from day one” in a new economy firm. A third shared his frustration with lawyers who produce reams of paper — erudite analysis memos or long complex contracts — when what is needed, and fast, is targeted business advice or short documents that memorialize key commitments. … Surprisingly, the complaints I hear focus far more on the value of legal work than on the cost. … Clients feel that they are paying more and more for legal work that helps them out less and less. There is a way out of the legal morass that surrounds our most innovative businesses, but it involves loosening the near total grip that lawyers have on creating the law and supplying legal services in the U.S. In America, such a notion is often dismissed as a flight of fancy, in no small part because lawyers here so jealously guard their prerogatives. But the process of opening the markets that generate legal infrastructure to investors, managers and others who aren’t lawyers is already under way in the United Kingdom, creating possibilities for legal innovation — and enormous economic advantages — that ought to interest Americans whether they are lawyers or not.

This is a truly groundbreaking article that should be read throughout Silicon Valley and its subsidiaries in Austin, New York and Massachusetts — and then shoved in the face of congressmen of both parties. The piece opens with this provocative quote from the general counsel of Cisco: “Law is too important to be left to lawyers.” Yes, it is. Read this piece, and you’ll understand why.

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The UK and Pakistan to be nuclear equals in a decade or less?


Just in case you need to be frightened almost to death, I offer this piece on the state of Pakistan’s nuclear forces from the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, where I ply the editing trade. Here’s the nub of the matter:

The US raid that killed Osama bin Laden has raised concerns about the security of Pakistan’s nuclear arsenal. In the process of building two new plutonium production reactors and a new reprocessing facility to fabricate more nuclear weapons fuel, Pakistan is also developing new delivery systems. The authors estimate that if the country’s expansion continues, Pakistan’s nuclear weapons stockpile could reach 150–200 warheads in a decade … [along with] nuclear command and control, nuclear-capable aircraft, ballistic missiles, and cruise missiles.

But you’ll have to read the whole piece — with its deadpan descriptions of Islamabad’s various new nuclear-capable missiles — to acquire the full, bug-eyed, oh-my-God response.

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America’s no cliche


I remember with a nostalgic mix of fondness and horror my early days of newspapering, when working on holidays and holiday eves was more often the case than not. These are the journalistic workdays when the anniversary syndrome becomes overpowering. A reporter may be sometimes forced to write a story commemorating the 45th anniversary of VJ Day, for example; but legions of reporters absolutely will be tasked with writing yuletide story after yuletide story — often whole yuletide series of 1o or 12 or 15 stories — each and every holiday season. Usually, these kinds of assignments result in stories that range from utter dreck all the way up to cliched filler. But sometimes, something charming occurs. One December, a reporter friend happened to look in the Houston phone book and find a woman named “Merry Christmas.” No, not Mary Christmas — Merry. The woman was happy to describe a childhood, adolescence and early adulthood of embarrassment and constant explanation of the reason her father (and I think I remember it was the father) named her Merry. It was a good story that reflected on the season without wallowing in it — and lo and behold, very shortly thereafter Merry Christmas of Houston, Texas, appeared on Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show, giving her 15 minutes of about the biggest sort of temporary fame you could get back then.

The 4th of July, of course, is almost as powerful as Christmas in terms of its ability to force young daily journalists working the holiday to write meaningless drivel that reminds people they are having a holiday. The emotional cliches for Christmas revolve around doing good for the poor; for Independence Day, of course, the Founding Fathers, the Declaration of Independence and the flag are front and center. Which is why I bring you this piece from the L.A. Times (“This barn is red, white and viewed”) about a barn that is, yes, painted to resemble an American flag. The story has all the hallmarks of the senseless holiday assignment: Nothing new has actually happened (the barn having been painted this way for years); no one has anything remotely controversial to say about the non-event under discussion; and there is an emotional undercurrent that calls on readers to affirm their common heritage. Though it’s a bit over the top, isn’t this wonderful? the article seems to ask. It’s a question that I can’t help answering with another: In what way?

Anyway, despite the preceding paragraph, it happens that I am a genuinely patriotic person. I think all Fourth of July barbeques should include a reading of the Declaration of Independence; the idea may seem hokey at first, but once you have done it, I can assure that you will feel better than you have in quite some time. At the least, you will be reminded that the idea of America is fundamentally revolutionary and egalitarian, and that it will survive every attempt — journalistic, commercial, political and other — to turn it into emotional pabulum.  There is a reason kids were (and are) chanting American ideas and ideals in the streets of Cairo. It isn’t because they read about the Founding Fathers in holiday editions of their local newspapers.

Finally, to show that I am not 100 percent averse to displays of patriotism, I have inserted a few examples of the many ways Santa Barbarans decorate for the Fourth. May your fireworks all be brilliant.

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No butter needed


When you have let an artichoke flower rather than eat it, you go with it. In purple.

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Bachmann a go-go.


When a Tea Partying presidential candidate says she has the spirit of serial boy killer/house insulator John Wayne Gacy, you just have to go, go, go, go with it.

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Butter sculptor now toast


When you have an obit of an artist who once carved a life-sized sculpture of Tiger Woods from butter — and a picture of the sculpture, to boot — you just have to go with it/them. (Side note #1:  The artist, Norma “Duffy” Lyon, was best known for carving life-size, 600-pound dairy cows from butter. Side note #2: In the print version of the obit, the photo caption began with the subtitle “Lyon and Tiger.”)

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When will President Obama confront the climate change denialists?


For some time, I’ve been planning to write a long, ultra-serious post about the repeat failure of the establishment press to deal with complex, “dangerous” stories. This problem first smacked me in the forehead when I lived in Texas and the national press just flat missed the commercial-and-condo construction bubble that led to the multihundred-billion-dollar collapse of the savings and loan industry. Even after the fact, the major newspapers couldn’t seem to step up to the plate and assign blame to any of the major financial and political interests that had caused the catastrophe. Pathetic as it was then, this inability to face down powerful interests doing things dangerous to the Republic has only grown into an entrenched habit over time, as the major media have dealt glancingly, if at all, with complicated and major story after story. I was going to use Al Gore’s current (wordplay intended) piece in Rolling Stone, “Climate of Denial,” as the starting point for a lengthy, erudite excoriation of Fourth Estate failure to 1) puncture the obvious lies used as justification for invading Iraq and 2) warn of a mortgage bubble and derivatives nightmare that almost crashed the world economy. In my brilliant post, I intended not just to address the false equivalence the media have generally drawn between essentially the entire assembled scientific infrastructure of the civilized world and a few ideologically driven, industry funded hacks charged with creating some illusion of doubt about climate change, but also to wax eloquent about the bankruptcy of the he-said/she-said journalistic approach in general.  Unfortunately, Gore did all this and more in his Rolling Stone piece, which (h/t to my friend Ryan Blitstein) deserves to be read in entirety. If you can’t be bothered to put out that much effort, take this part of the article away with you:

The scientific consensus is far stronger today than at any time in the past. Here is the truth: The Earth is round; Saddam Hussein did not attack us on 9/11; Elvis is dead; Obama was born in the United States; and the climate crisis is real. It is time to act.

Al Gore is very gentle with President Obama, understanding his various political dilemmas over the course of many boring paragraphs. For his care, the former vice president is being attacked by Beltway media critics who don’t seem even to have tried to understand his argument. (Jack Shafer has written an especially beside-the-point piece that is very good at expressing the contempt in which Shafer holds Gore — and, to my eye, nothing else.) But careful as he is in getting there, Gore comes to the proper conclusion: The president has, for political reasons, backed away from confronting the most important issue of our time — and a very real and very direct threat to the future of life on Earth. All the money Big Oil and Big Coal can muster cannot change a simple truth: Burning fossil fuels threatens the future of life. Mr. President, isn’t the planet more important than a reelection?

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Of dolphins, pelicans, mackerel and the ocean


I spent mid-Monday afternoon fishing off Goleta pier, which is just west of Santa Barbara, next to the UC Santa Barbara campus. It was a brilliant, clear, warm day, and all of a sudden the mackerel decided they were so afraid of the dolphins hunting and pelicans diving on them that they began jumping out of the water in a “boil” and biting everything in sight. I caught about 10 foot-long mackerel in 20 minutes and gave them to Rotumbo (spelling approximate), the Mexican-American fishing next to me. He says they taste good, fried.

Some Mondays are better than others.

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Perhaps the president could use a jar


When you have peanut butter that’s this robust, well, you just have to go with it.

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How do you make a Walrus happy? Slip him a sardine, wrapped in eight c-notes.


It’s so charming and heartwarming and eye-popping and chuckle-inducing, all at once, to see a magazine offer a framed, 21.5 by 28.5-inch print of its current cover artwork for a mere $799, that I just had to go with this ad from The Walrus‘ website. Note to everyone: I love The Walrus. It’s a great magazine, doing God’s journalistic work, and in Canada yet. I’m sure the illustrator for this cover is an acclaimed one. But still.

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